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Name: Newscaster
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Chicago
Interests: Bringing you the news.
Expertise: The BS that happens at LPHS.
Occupation: Advertising
Industry: Research
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Member Since:
12/7/2005
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While I found the last article amusing, not necessarily true, but amusing none the less, it was sent in. Seeing as there has been a recent lack of news, I decided to post it. The sender would like to be left anonymous and we respect that here at LPHS_social_news. Yes, the author was talented they indeed did not use their talents to good use.
RECENT NEWS FROM ORIGINAL AUTHOR:
Correct, I don't know any of you, but the pictures all over the internet and the things that everyone in the school has watched you do create what we like to call a stereotype, or a generalization about a certain group based on actions witnessed in the past. Change it if you want us to think otherwise.
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| Today the Chicago Sun-Times published an article about teen dating and how it has evolved into what it is today.
In the article they interviewed a group, which in years past, would be known as the popular crowd. You guessed right, they're blonde(or brunettes who act blonde), they're preppy, and they think higher of themselves than anyone else. Of course, nowadays popular is more of the stoner, or the rich kid who pays everyone to do his homework and buys everyone pounds upon pounds of weed, which is something they didn't look at in the article.
Now, most of us know that Monica L., class of 2008, and her "shmob" were probably the worst possible candidates for this article, especially seeing as instead of dating, they hang out in large social groups, which ends with them all making out with eachother and grossing out the rest of the school.
Seriously Sun-Times, these sex-craving, annoying and conceited kids aren't the ones you want to interview.
In reality we do do many of the things this group said, but they left out all of the sexual behaviour among themselves. One of the reasons us teens tend to date less nowadays is because we have the "kick" or "f*** buddy" who tends to all of our sexual qualms without making a commitment and without any emotional cares. If you happened to catch last night's episode of Law and Order, you would see a perfect example of today's teenager; if you didn't, let me explain:
Girls and boys doing naughty things in public places as a game, or just for the excitement, the lack of commitment, the rush.
So truely Sun-Times, please don't take into account what they had to say, their information lacked what really happens when these kids party, or just hang out for fun. Girl on girl, guy on guy, group sessions, these kids don't have to worry about getting their hearts broken, but they should be looking out for STDs, because, let's face it, by the time they reach college these kids will have had every one. | | |
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IMG sent in by JezebelBathory650
SOMEBODY ELSE PLEASE SEND IN NEWS
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| Top Story:
Rumor has it that Majdi is a sex god.
This story sent by JezebelBathory650.
The only reason this has been put up is because of a lack of news.
Please send us news so that we don't get shit stories like this.
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COMING SOON: The Bessie K. Cow. Scream nasty comments at this fun loving, bitchy cow.
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| Welcome one and all to the LPHS Social News! This is the first entry,
brought to you by xanga, the place you talk about other people behind
their backs.
Top story today:
LP_trashtalker comes and goes within 24 hours, bringing social havoc to
the sophomore class of 2008. The "trashtalker" said things which may or
may not have been true, but they sure as hell got their point across.
Oddly enough, some of the things said were brilliant, and some were
plain out stupid. There were many suspects for this horrendous social
crime, but no official culprit has been caught.
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